Watching out for potholes?
EVERY YEAR, at about this time, a drama is played out in the West Highlands.
Will it or won't it run again this year? What won't run again?
Why, the wildly popular 'Harry Potter' Jacobite steam train that transports thousands and thousands of buffs the 40 miles daily between Fort William and Mallaig.
What's the problem then?
All down to winning the approval of a body called the ORR.
Who they then?
Changed their name. Used to be the Office of the Rail Regulator.
OK - what are they now?
Still ORR, but now they're the Office of Road and Rail.
Ah ha – so now they're the people who fix the potholes?
Well, not so sure about that.
So what have they got againt Harry Potter, then?
Nothing personal. They're worried fans get over excited at the sight of the wonderful Glenfinnan viaduct, open carriage doors and fall to their certain death.
Every year there is a drama over whether regulations can be relaxed so that the historic carriages can continue to be operated without costly modifications.
So the venerable Office need to consider matters, then?
Yes – and that could take four months, by which time the season will be over.
So who exactly are they, this inscrutable body?
ArtWork set out to find out, asking their media prople about the composition of their board – the members, the chief executive, their budget, principal salaries and whether they published annual accounts?
Sounds intriguing. What did they say?
Err, so far nothing. Total radio silence.
A four month wait then?